there was also this scene where he talks about how the secret to looking cool is flamboyant paisley shirts
bobby liebling fashion icon forever
he manages to be the most wizardly looking motherfucker in a genre composed chiefly of wizardly looking motherfuckers, which I feel is a big accomplishment.
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #aeiou#FOOTBALL #JOHN MADDEN #999 999 #holla holla get dolla #here comes another chinese earthquake #uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? #brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb #I’m laughing for real right now #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #Moonbase Alpha
mfg dude aiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiaoaiao
My nails have gotten so long and are so hard that my self defense strategy has moved from using my fists to just mauling my attacker like a fucking tiger.
When I was in third grade I thought I was gay because I liked watching Inuyasha….
I think we all know how that turned out.
Further evidence that Ukrainian diaspora will always be the most eye rollingly corny.